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Oh, my. Convo between Kurapica and Gon.

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Nov. 10th, 2005 | 07:54 pm
mood: amused amused

kokyoryusuguru= Nei as Kurapica from Hunter X Hunter
luvngoldenblades= Sachi as Gon


kokyoryuSuguru (7:35:41 PM): I am NOT uke.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:35:45 PM): Especially LEORIO'S uke
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:35:55 PM): Not with Leorio, you're not. :P
kokyoryuSuguru (7:36:24 PM): I am not Leorio's uke
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:36:52 PM): I never said you were
kokyoryuSuguru (7:37:05 PM): I'm not ANYONE's uke
kokyoryuSuguru (7:37:11 PM): I don't think you understand this
kokyoryuSuguru (7:37:18 PM): YOU are an uke
kokyoryuSuguru (7:37:33 PM): I am the one with the chains.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:37:42 PM): HEY
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:37:47 PM): I know I'm uke
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:37:47 PM): BUT
kokyoryuSuguru (7:37:49 PM): What?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:37:51 PM): You can be uke
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:37:56 PM): YOU HAVE UKE POTENTIALS
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:37:59 PM): AND YOU'RE A GIRL
kokyoryuSuguru (7:38:03 PM): Only if I was drugged, thankyouverymuch.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:38:10 PM): Gon, I am not Female.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:38:15 PM): Are too
kokyoryuSuguru (7:38:35 PM): No, Gon. In order to be a girl I would need both a uterus and falopian tubes. I have neither.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:38:54 PM): ....
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:39:04 PM): How do you know?
kokyoryuSuguru (7:39:53 PM): How do you not know that stuff? And if you DON'T know that stuff, then how do you know that you are not a girl?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:40:30 PM): ....
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:40:35 PM): I'm not a girl!
kokyoryuSuguru (7:40:44 PM): But how do you know? what is your proof?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:40:59 PM): I'm just not!
kokyoryuSuguru (7:41:17 PM): Do you have the technical proof for that?
kokyoryuSuguru (7:41:27 PM): Gon. I think that you are a girl then.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:41:41 PM): I'm not a girl...!
kokyoryuSuguru (7:42:07 PM): Gon, you need to prove this.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:42:15 PM): ;_; I DON'T KNOW HOW!
kokyoryuSuguru (7:42:49 PM): Look in your pants and tell me what you think.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:43:01 PM): I don't want to look in my pants..
kokyoryuSuguru (7:43:23 PM): Is it because you never have before?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:43:33 PM): I've gone to the bathroom before!!
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:43:40 PM): Of course I've looked in my pants!
kokyoryuSuguru (7:44:04 PM): Do you sit down to pee or stand?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:44:16 PM): It depends!
kokyoryuSuguru (7:44:33 PM): Meaning that you change sexes to pee?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:44:40 PM): What?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:44:46 PM): How would you do that?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:44:48 PM): Krapic, you're weird.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:44:57 PM): SO, sometimes you are a girl to go pee and other times you are a guy?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:45:10 PM): I didn't know there was a difference..
kokyoryuSuguru (7:45:33 PM): There are differences.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:45:38 PM): I stand up.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:45:49 PM): Leorio sits down I bet (not that I know this)
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:46:02 PM): Eww, you watch Leorio pee?
kokyoryuSuguru (7:46:14 PM): Excuse me. I gave a disclaimer there.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:46:38 PM): ............
kokyoryuSuguru (7:46:54 PM): Do you watch Killua pee?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:47:06 PM): Of course not! That's just weird.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:47:30 PM): Then is Killua a guy?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:47:39 PM): Yes.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:47:49 PM): How do you know?
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:48:06 PM): Because I just do!
kokyoryuSuguru (7:49:51 PM): Well, use the deduction that you used to figure that Killua is a boy and apply it to yourself.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:50:10 PM): Well, I just checked, and I am a boy.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:50:20 PM): (I am going to post this on BB, BTW XD)
kokyoryuSuguru (7:50:24 PM): Okay
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:50:28 PM): [ XDDDDDDD OH MY GOD ]
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:50:37 PM): ][ I'm laughing so hard imagining this conversation going on right now ][
kokyoryuSuguru (7:50:48 PM): And now you can use that deduction to know that I, too, am a male.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:50:56 PM): ][ xD The one I just had with Jill was hysterical too. ][
kokyoryuSuguru (7:51:00 PM): Oh, NO
kokyoryuSuguru (7:51:04 PM): Er
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:51:06 PM): But I had to look in my pants to make sure. I don't want to look in your pants, Krapic.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:51:07 PM): (Oh, NO)
kokyoryuSuguru (7:51:28 PM): Well then, I guess you will just have to take my word for it
7:51:38 PM: Attempting to directly connect to LuvnGoldenBlades.
7:51:52 PM: You are now directly connected to LuvnGoldenBlades.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:52:05 PM): ][ LuvnGoldenBlades: Klu, am I a girl?

GundamFighter04: ANo?

LuvnGoldenBlades: Am I a girl?

GundamFighter04: ...O_O... have you checked?

LuvnGoldenBlades: Not recently..

GundamFighter04: O___O you should

LuvnGoldenBlades: Why, does that sort of thing change sometimes?

GundamFighter04: ...I don't think so...but... if you;re not sure,,,

LuvnGoldenBlades: Okay. Hang on a second.

LuvnGoldenBlades: Okay

LuvnGoldenBlades: Yeah, I'm a guy. ][
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:52:25 PM): But your word isn't true.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:52:28 PM): Because you're a girl.
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:52:48 PM): Klu even said so.
kokyoryuSuguru (7:52:51 PM): Gon, I have established this already
kokyoryuSuguru (7:52:59 PM): Well, Killua must be smacked then
LuvnGoldenBlades (7:53:30 PM): Don't you even lay a long, elegant, girly finger on Klu!!

............

LuvnGoldenBlades (8:00:45 PM): Leri says he stands up when he pees
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:00:49 PM): You lied to me, Krapic! ;_;
kokyoryuSuguru (8:01:02 PM): I DID NOT. I never said that I saw it! Ewww!
kokyoryuSuguru (8:01:25 PM): Ed says that she hates BB
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:01:28 PM): Then whyd yuo tlel me he sitss dwno?
kokyoryuSuguru (8:01:43 PM): I was making a sarcastic remark, Gon.
kokyoryuSuguru (8:01:47 PM): Know the difference.
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:01:49 PM): Oh
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:02:28 PM): Klu says that liars don't get cnady
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:02:29 PM): candy
kokyoryuSuguru (8:02:45 PM): Well then Killua would be out of luck, wouldn't he?
kokyoryuSuguru (8:02:54 PM): Since he is a cronic liar...
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:02:55 PM): Klu doesn't lie
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:03:07 PM): What's a cronic?
kokyoryuSuguru (8:03:19 PM): It means you do it all the time without even thinking about it.
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:03:25 PM): Oh
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:03:44 PM): Isn't that with an h?
kokyoryuSuguru (8:03:55 PM): Whatever. I can't type right now
kokyoryuSuguru (8:04:00 PM): I'm too cold
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:04:06 PM): Tht's okay, I'm still lenraig
LuvnGoldenBlades (8:04:07 PM): Learning

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