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Apr. 2nd, 2006 | 01:15 pm
mood: ALIVE ALIVE
music: LIVING MUSIC

HEY GUYS. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. I WROTE A STORY.

Title: The Tale of Sir Gu Dot Dot Nter
Author: ME
Rating: PG-EVERYBODY

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Sexe E. Beesht. He decided that his name attracted too much attention, so he changed it to Günter von Christ. The newly named Günter von Christ was walking around town, when he realized that he attracted just as much attention with a name like Günter von Christ. He then changed his name to Drew. But it was in vain.

So one day, Drew was moping about the African savanna, when he decided that Drew was a dorky name anyway and changed it back to Günter von Christ, because it sounded exotic and special. He knew that he could never escape the wrath of the people, so he went to the edge of a cliff and sang a heartfelt country ballad called, "Eliza, the Puppy that did a Wee Dance on a Telephone Pole." He then realized that his calling in life was to be the lead singer in a boy band.

He went up to his brother, whose name was Ileik Toknit, and said, "Hey Ileik," and Ileik said, "My name's Gwendal, dumdum." And Günter von Christ said, "Okay, Ileik. Wanna be in my boy band?" And Gwendal said, "Sure."

So Gwendal and Günter von Christ went searching for more members. Along their travels, they came across an armadillo, a pineapple, and Wolfram. They would have asked Conrad, but he peed when they talked to him, so they gave up.

Günter von Christ had the most fangirls, and he cried when he was alone at night because of it. Ileik didn't really play anything, he just sat on the stage and knitted, and every once in a while played a classical piece on the recorder. The armadillo played a hot melody on the keyboard, and the pineapple hopped away on the drums. Wolfram said the band was cheating on him and ran away with tears in his eyes.

THE END.

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Lost Love Care Bear Stare!

From: rebornangel16
Date: Apr. 3rd, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)
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This actually made me scream "OH FUCK NO" when I started reading it.

Sachi. Jill and I need to borrow this for The Love Ninjas.

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Kale Cooper

From: sachibelle
Date: Apr. 3rd, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
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NEVER IT IS MINE!!!!1111!!1!!!11!!@1!W!!~!`@%1

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